Two words for this guy – no, not those two. Although they’d apply, too.
Alas, as the Associated Press reports, Conrad Joseph Old Horn Jr. never learned that the only acceptable behavior on Valentine’s Day involves those things.
Prosecutors say Old Horn was drunk on Feb. 14, when he asked his mother if he could borrow some money. She refused and told him to pack his things and leave. He refused and she tried to call police.
Court records say Old Horn then punched her twice in the face and hit her in the face with the telephone. Doctors said Old Horn’s mother suffered fractures to her eye socket and nose and bruising.
There’s not enough flowers and chocolates in the world to make up for something like that. The judge gave him four years.
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