We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. This one’s from WYFF in Greenville, S.C. We’re just glad that the photo accompanying the story is of his face:
Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
Traffic Stop Leads To Multiple Charges
SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. — A deputy said the strip search of a “belligerent” man after a traffic stop turned up crack cocaine in a plastic bag tucked between the man’s buttocks.
The story describes a large crack rock that sounds incredibly uncomfortable as well as illegal.